Why Irish dancing is the best sport

• we don’t have to meet wait
• we don’t have to do workouts outside in the middle of july
• we don’t have to slam our bodies into other bodies to win
• it doesn’t require any weird headgear
• taping our toes usually solves the problem
• head injuries are unheard of
• you don’t get dirty from the grass/field
• if you fall, you don’t scrape your knees because it’s wood, not cement
• injuries are never so bad that the bone sticks out
• you don’t have to move your upper body and legs simultaneously.
• it’s safe to say it’s the safest sport that exists.